Opposite Marriage?

Attention Comrades†

Chairman Mal has retreated into the BP Party Bunker after a puzzling encounter with a neighbor lady who lives across the street.  At this time, all we know is that our Dear Leader had overcome his agoraphobia, a milestone in his ongoing therapy according to his former personal physician, Dr. Bill M Moor, and had left the compound to fetch the mail.  Upon returning from this errand, Chairman Mal screamed that lady Bountiful had asked him if he had considered an opposite marriage, whatever that may be.  He then sank to the floor and required Dr. moor to use his home defibrillator on him.  Note:  We are pleased to report that the defibrillator did not recommend shocking his mighty heart.  The Chairman received an injection of calming vitamins and dispatched Dr. Moor to assist the peeps in Mexico with their battle against what he calls "trafe flue." 

We aren't certain why our Dear leader was so upset, but he has hired a new physician who has proscribed bed rest and more vitamins in the privacy of the bunker.  Dr. Ho Lee Kau will provide an update tomorrow about the health of Chairman Mal.

I understand that Dr. Kau will extend Chairman Mal's statement of solidarity for May Day concomitant with this update.

Peace Out†

The Blind Salamander

Power to the Peeps!