Saturday, October 31, 2009

AyRod and Cones

Howdy Comrades!

Well, tonight is Halloween for all the good little peeps, and I wish them a safe and fun celebration so long as none of them attempt to darken my door.  The Blind Panther Compound on Croslin has been secured against any goblins, ghosts or ghouls in order for me to enjoy the third game of the World Series.  I'm sure the little guttersnipes will understand when they grow up.

Of course I will be rooting for the Philly's to repeat and beat the team from the Evil Empire State, the damned Yankees.  Last year, I was able to see some of the baseball action on my Sony Trinitron HD TV.  I purchased it when I had more useful peripheral vision on my 50th birthday, only to have my cones deteriorate further a few months later.  Now I see brilliant hallucinations of lights with some glimpses of real visual information getting through to my visual cortex from time to time, when the light and my viewing angle are aligned just right.  I am not bothered too much by the loss of visual acuity, but the syndrome that produces the private light show can really wreak havoc with my orientation and state of mind.  This is more acute when I want to see, even imperfectly, the way I did at fifty during big events such as the World Series and space shuttle launches.  Don't worry Comrades--I have no suicidal ideation.  At least as long as the Yankees don't win.

Stay tuned to the LRB for some big Cap Metro news from the Blind Salamander.  Yes, the bastards are being duplicitous again.

Regards,

Chairman Mal

Power to the Peeps!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Metro CEOQuits With Package Worth Millions

Howdy Comrades!

It's been some time since the Blind Panthers addressed the matter of incompetence by senior Metro management.  Members here in Central Texas, however, were delighted by the early retirement today of Fred Gilliam, CEO for the embattled transit agency for the past seven years.  Our jumping for joy abruptly ended when details of Gilliam's golden parachute emerged.  He will be handsomely compensated for Metro's failure to provide a working commuter rail system, declining to budget for accessible bus stops and wasting agency funds fighting paratransit users who sued when he attempted to change the 2002 Policies and Procedures through administrative fiat.  Fred's base pay was about $200,000.00.  He reportedly received a ten percent raise through 2006, when the annual increase was changed to 5%. Moreover, Fred received performance bonuses of $35,000.00 from the Cap Metro board.  He accepted a generous early retirement that allows him to count seven years of service as though he'd worked for the agency a total of 35 years.  In addition, Fred will get a sweet pot of money for early retirement, quitting on the final day Metro staff could agree to the early retirement buyout.  His pension payments will be much fatter as a consequence of this dubious deal. 

Comrades, it's good that Fred Gilliam will no longer lead Cap Metro.  The BPP believes he does not deserve this preposterous golden parachute.  Instead, we should run Gilliam out of town on a rail!  Drat!  The rail doesn't work.  He's one lucky bastard.

Regards,

Chairman Mal

Power to the Peeps!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Chairman Mal Joins Whole Feuds!

Howdy Comrades!

 

Alas, prospects for a single payer system; even a "government option" for health insurance are dimming by the moment.  Indications are that we may get some scheme involving nonprofit Co-Ops competing with the greedy for profit insurance conglomerates instead.  As you know, I've lived in Austin for nearly three decades and recall how John Mackey first began his "health food" empire here in Austin.  At first, he had not acquired Whole Foods.  He formed a company he called

"Safer Way."  The only problem for John Mackey was that over a dozen customers of Safer Way developed horrendous cases of Hepatitis because of bad sanitation practices at his new company.  One hopes those first customers had health insurance.  Obviously, although Safer Way is a clever name for a natural foods

store, the irony of customers contracting a debilitating, potentially deadly disease engendered a good deal of skepticism among those of us here in Austin seeking better quality food.  Consequently, John Mackey

 

abandoned his own company and sought to purchase his main competitor, Whole Foods.  Does this tactic sound familiar to anyone?  Progressives here in Austin can only roll their eyes in disbelief when someone we once considered a cool hippie gets a bunch of money and devolves into a raging right wing, rapacious capitalist.  I have joined the boycott of Whole Foods with Mark Carpenter, and I hereby order all Blind Panther Party members to do the same.  Thanks for the update from Precinct 362 and CounterPunch!

 

Regards,

 

Chairman Mal

 

Power to the Peeps!

 

----- Original Message -----

 

 

Saturday, August 15, 2009 5:06 PM

 

Subject: Fw: [precinct362] Why You Should Boycott Whole Foods

 

----- Original Message -----

 

From:

MARK CARPENTER

 

To:

carpbear@sbcglobal.net

 

Sent: Saturday, August 15, 2009 8:50 AM

 

Subject: [precinct362] Why You Should Boycott Whole Foods

 

http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/141961/why_you_should_boycott_whole_foods/

 

Why You Should Boycott Whole Foods

 

By

Russell Mokhiber ,

CounterPunch.

Posted August 14, 2009.

 

The company's CEO has just launched a major campaign to defeat a single payer national health insurance system.

 

John Mackey is a right wing union buster.

 

He believes that corporations should not be criminally prosecuted for their crimes.

 

He has just launched a campaign to defeat a single payer national health insurance system.

 

And he's the CEO of Whole Foods.

 

Primo hangout of liberal Democratic yuppies.

 

"We are all responsible for our own lives and our own health," Mackey wrote yesterday in the Wall Street Journal. "We should take that responsibility very

seriously and use our freedom to make wise lifestyle choices that will protect our health. Doing so will enrich our lives and will help create a vibrant

and sustainable American society."

 

Yes it will, John Mackey.

 

Yes it will.

 

I do take that responsibility very seriously.

 

I try to eat well.

 

And exercise regularly.

 

I also take my responsibility as a citizen seriously.

 

After all, Mr. Mackey, we are all responsible for our own civic lives and our own civic health.

 

We should take that responsibility very seriously and use our freedom and make wise civic and consumer choices that will protect our nation's health.

 

Doing so will enrich our civic lives and help create a vibrant and sustainable American society.

 

That's why, today, we are calling on all American citizens to boycott Whole Foods.

 

Why?

 

Because Mackey has launched a public campaign to defeat single payer national health insurance.

 

This despite the bottom line reality that single payer is the only way to both control health care costs and cover everyone.

 

As Dr. Marcia Angell says in today's New York Times, "if you keep health care in the hands of for-profit companies, you can increase coverage by putting

more money into the system, or control costs by decreasing coverage. But you cannot do both unless you change the basic structure of the system."

 

Mackey leads his Wall Street Journal diatribe against national health insurance with a quote from one of his heroines – Margaret Thatcher: "The problem

with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

 

And the problem with Mackey's campaign is that it results in the deaths of 60 Americans every day due to lack of health insurance.

 

Mackey is responsible for these deaths as much as anyone.

 

And we are responsible for putting money into his Whole Food bank account so that he can continue his campaign without resistance.

 

I know that this boycott of Whole Foods will upset many liberal Democrats.

 

Where will they buy their organic wines?

 

And cheeses?

 

And tofu?

 

There are options.

 

Your local health food co-op.

 

Farmers' markets.

 

Community supported agriculture.

 

Other corporate chains like Trader Joe's.

 

So, please, join the Single Payer Action Boycott of Whole Foods.

 

Don't cross the picket lines.

 

Don't spend another penny at Whole Foods until John Mackey and his right wing friends are defeated.

 

And single payer is enacted.

 

Onward to single payer.

 

"It is better to vote for what you want and not get it

than it is to vote for what you don't want and get it."

--Eugene V. Debs

 

Friday, July 31, 2009

Mourning in Iran

 

Howdy Comrades!

Forty days have passed since turmoil surged through the streets of Teheran in protest of blatant fraud in an election for President of the world's first Islamic Republic.  Yesterday, the Supreme Leader once again suppressed righteous opposition forces who sought to commemorate the deaths of hundreds who stood up to tyranny.  Neda, the young student whose life we saw ebb away in front of our eyes was remembered and mourned as a martyr of democracy.  We have learned of the torture of political prisoners incarcerated by religious thugs for the crime of protesting injustice.

On Monday, the fraudulent idiot President will be inaugurated, but he will not serve a full term.  The repression has only sent the opposition underground.  The will of the people of Iran has not been broken.  In Austin Texas, this July has been the hottest on record.  In Iran, this month has set other records, and there will be a reckoning for the oppressors.

Remember Neda!

Regards,

Chairman Mal

Power to the Peeps!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Chairman Mal's Little Red Book: Iran I Bleed

Iran I Bleed

Howdy Comrades!

Today all members of the Blind Panther Party are ordered to take whatever steps are necessary to assist the peeps of Iran who have been wounded, killed and disenfranchised by a government that has turned a deaf ear to their collective voices.  The recent election in Iran was obviously rigged.  To declare the current idiot President the winner by a landslide in a record breaking turnout election within hours; even while voting continued is an insult to everyone who cast a ballot.  This is beyond belief!  Nothing less than a revote can solve the problem.

An Iranian friend who has a blind father said the people want change.  The clerics in his town think its just fine for his Dad to spend his days with nothing to do but smoke his opium pipe.  As far as their skewed view of Islam goes, this is considered a mercy as long as he is given food and a place to live.  He has no place in the community, according to the Mullahs in that town.  Obviously, I can't reveal more details for his safety and the safety of his family who remain in Iran and support him the best they can.

The Supreme Leader may think he can kill enough of the people to quell what is rapidly becoming a Civil War.  Too many people will die to enforce his will.  If you can demonstrate wherever you are, you are hereby ordered to do so.  Publicize the stories you hear about this unspeakable repression.

Regards,

Chairman Mal

Power to the Peeps!

Friday, May 01, 2009

May Day of the Three Little Piggies . . .

Greetings Comrades on Behalf of Chairman Mal!

As our Dear leader's new personal physician, I am delighted to report that Chairman mal is thriving under my care and wishes to congratulate all members of the BPP and fellow travelers on the glorious May Day of 2009.  He stated that the Party has made great strides this year under his enlightened leadership with the advice and consent of his loyal comrades serving on the Central Committee.

As in the past, Chairman Mal pledges his devotion to the cause of the BPP and the welfare of blind people throughout the known universe.  He stated to me that, "We are on the verge of total victory over the evil doers at Cap metro."  He urges continued diligence and participation in the upcoming Mayoral elections in Austin.  Central committee members will advise our operatives on which candidates he orders them to support.

Comrades, keep in mind that our Dear leader thinks on a much higher plain than most mortal entities.  His mind is similar to a quantum computer in its complexity and operation.  This does, however, sometimes cause confusion in those who attempt to comprehend his thoughts.  I say this so that you will carefully analyze the following Candy Apple Red Alert directly from the lips of our Dear Leader.

"Beware of the deviationists behind the plague of the "Three little Piggies!"

Central Committee members will inform our operatives what Chairman Mal means by this warning.

In solidarity,

Dr. Ho Lee Kau

Power to the Peeps!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Opposite Marriage?

Attention Comrades†

Chairman Mal has retreated into the BP Party Bunker after a puzzling encounter with a neighbor lady who lives across the street.  At this time, all we know is that our Dear Leader had overcome his agoraphobia, a milestone in his ongoing therapy according to his former personal physician, Dr. Bill M Moor, and had left the compound to fetch the mail.  Upon returning from this errand, Chairman Mal screamed that lady Bountiful had asked him if he had considered an opposite marriage, whatever that may be.  He then sank to the floor and required Dr. moor to use his home defibrillator on him.  Note:  We are pleased to report that the defibrillator did not recommend shocking his mighty heart.  The Chairman received an injection of calming vitamins and dispatched Dr. Moor to assist the peeps in Mexico with their battle against what he calls "trafe flue." 

We aren't certain why our Dear leader was so upset, but he has hired a new physician who has proscribed bed rest and more vitamins in the privacy of the bunker.  Dr. Ho Lee Kau will provide an update tomorrow about the health of Chairman Mal.

I understand that Dr. Kau will extend Chairman Mal's statement of solidarity for May Day concomitant with this update.

Peace Out†

The Blind Salamander

Power to the Peeps!